Top Ten Things Men Hate About Women

1.
Take it easy baby!

Women always need to
discuss the relationship. Why cant they just take it as it comes.

2.
Shop till I drop!

They
love shopping! Not only is the list endless, they have to check 10 different
things before they finally buy the one they first saw. Have it your way, lady,
but leave us out of it.

3.
Never satisfied:

You
never get to reach a party on time. They spend hours preening in front of the
mirror and then stress about someone turning up in the same outfit. Have you
ever hear a man say "Oh no, I'm so embarrassed, there's another man wearing a
black tuxedo."

4.
Fashion:

Her tastes in
fashion changes every so frequently that you either run out breath trying to
catch up, or end up wondering whether you are too dumb to catch up.

5.
They notice the minutest things:

Why do women have to
criticize other women on everything from hairstyle to shoes and everything in
between? Only a woman can notice something as trivial as the purse not matching
the shoes!

6.
Jealousy!

Nothing can
beat that. Sometimes, it only so little as the mention of another woman's name
and you could down on your knees licking her feet like a dog.

7.
Possessiveness!

Women
seem to have a serious security issues. How else would you explain their need for
men to hold them, and tell them how special they are? The claim to be the modern
woman of the 21st century, and suddenly become extremely insecure once they
finally fall in love.

8.
The ‘testing’ thing you do...

Women love to test men
by throwing obscure theoretical questions like “What are you
thinking”. Then they just stand there arms crossed, foot tapping waiting
for the right answer by which we can prove that we are their
“soul-mates”.

9.
Oh, those tears!

They
cry over everything from a broken nail to a movie on TV. But it's really the
pits when they use their tears to emotionally blackmail us.

10.
"Holier than thou" attitude, ugh!

They never admit to
having had fooled around with other men. And, they are always complaining about
how much work they do around the house, no matter how much work we do.