Top Ten Things Women Hate About Men

1.
Ego!

We fail to understand why men cant stop and ask for direction till
it's 40 kms into the wrong direction?! Like, isn't it more sensible to just ask
for directions, you save on time, petrol and energy?

2. Would it kill to remember?

They
remember the names of cricketers from Holland and the scores each player has
made, but cannot for the life them remember birthdays, anniversaries and buying
gifts. What kind selective memory is that?

3. Ogling:

They love to ogle at
women (read breasts), even when they are with their date. Like, how rude!

4. Double talk:

They nod their heads during a talk about gender equality, and then
insist on paying the bills during a date, because it is not manly enough to let
the woman pay. Yeah, right! At least, not when someone could be watching.

5. Lazy men:

Talking
about gender equality and men supporting it, how about giving us a hand with
household chores?




6.
Possessive... ugh!

They are extremely possessive. Whatever makes them so
insecure as opposed to the manly image they like portray?

7. Hypocrisy:

They love to hang
out with “cool babes”, but when it comes to marriage they want a
“simple homely girl”. Guys, looks like you have around two centuries
of catching up to do. And... please hurry with it!

8. The basics of life:

Life
without booze, sex and cigarettes is just unthinkable. And, no, I haven't
figured the order of importance.

9. The phallic symbol:

They have a
birth right over the Remote control. Seems it is more like a phallic symbol that
they need to carry around at home, I guess.

10. Superman!

Think of themselves
to be exalted beings - a mechanic, technician, plumber and financial advisor all
rolled into one. We might have liked that about you, if you didn't make such a
big deal out of it!