Best Things About Being A Woman and A man

Best Things About Being A Woman:
1.The possibility of not having to work for a living

2.Being able to completely transform yourself with hair and makeup

3.A propensity towards compassion

4.An adversity to violence and warfare

5.Having ready made excuses like prejudice for not achieving much

6.Being able to bring a new life into the world

7.Knowing if you’re gorgeous somebody will buy you a Mercedes sports car

8.Having breasts

9.Knowing the power you have over men

10.Not having to buy a house

11.Getting more latitude in the workplace

12.Not having to know how to iron a shirt properly

13.Being spoilt for choice when it comes to buying clothes

Best Things About Being A Man:
1.Not having to give birth

2.No monthly ‘women’s problems’

3.Being able to park a car in a tight spot

4.Being able to tell jokes

5.Not feeling cold all the time

6.Having comfortable shoes we can actually walk in

7.Not needing somebody to get lids off jars

8.The ability to think logically

9.Being able to get ready in less than an hour

10.Not having to watch soap operas

11.No crippling bills for make up and toiletries

12.Being able to pass water anywhere

Source:Rod Collins, http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress