Men Are Like...

.....Mascara
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

....Bike Helmets
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly

...Parking spots
The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small.

...Copiers
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

.....Lava Lamps
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

.....Bank accounts
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest

....High heels
They are easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

.....Curling Irons
They are always hot, and they are always in your hair.

....Mini skirts
If you are not careful they'll creep up your legs.

...Bananas
They older they get, the less firm they are.

.....Coffee.
The best ones are rich, warm, full-bodied, and can keep you up all night long.

.....Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.

.....Blenders.
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

.....Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

Men are like.....Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.

Men are like.....Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

Men are like.....Laxatives.
They irritate the crap out of you.

Men are like.....Noodles.
They're always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough.

Men are like.....Plungers.
They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.

Men are like.....Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like.....Placemats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.

Men are like.....Used Cars.
Both are easy-to-get, cheap and they prove to be unreliable.

Men are like.....Weather.
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

p/s: this list is meant to be a joke and just for fun reading. so, no offense to guys out there. cheers! *winks*

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