Just For Laughs! =D

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson -

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost?

"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway." - Joey Adams -

If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

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