Words Men Use And What It Actually Means. *winks*

IT'S A GUY THING

• There is no rational pattern connected with it and you [woman] will have no chance at all of making sense of it.

CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?

• This usually means what is taking you so long to make dinner…no I really do not want to help.

"UH HUH", OR "SURE HONEY", OR "YES DEAR"

• This is a conditional response and means nothing. They are probably blanking out what you are saying – happens during sports on T.V.

IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN

• This actually means they [men] have no idea how it works or how to fix something.

TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU ARE WORKING TOO HARD

• This means that whatever she is doing he can not hear the game on T.V. [ie. Vacuuming]

THAT'S INTERESTING DEAR

• This means are you still talking about that same thing. I’m really not interested.

YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS

• Means – I remember everything that interests me but I forgot your birthday or our anniversary.

OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYESELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL

• Really means – I have severed a limb and may bleed to death, but I am not hurt. I need to go to the hospital for stitches, but I am a man. OR I need you to help me now before I bleed to death before your eyes.

HEY, I HAVE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I AM DOING

• Really means – I will think of a reason really soon and then I will tell you.

I CAN'T FIND IT

• I am clueless – nothing just fell into my open arms when I was standing there.

WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?

• Really means – what did you catch me doing now that I should not be doing?

I HEARD YOU

• Means, I have not the foggiest idea what you are talking about or what you just said and I am having trouble faking it.

YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE

• Translated means - I am used to how you yell at me and I know it could be worse with someone else.

YOU LOOK TERRIFIC

• Means – please do not try on another outfit, we have to go.

I AM NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE

• Translated means – No one will ever see us again and I am too proud to ask for directions.

WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK

• Translated means – I make the mess and she cleans them up.

Here's more! *grins*

1. "I'll do it in five minutes"- I will never do it and I hope you'll forget or do it yourself.

2. "I promise it will be fun"- It will be fun, for me.

3. "I'll be back at 11 o'clock"- I will be back at 2 AM and blame traffic.

4. "We didn't do much at work today"- We had a wild party that I don't want you to know about.

5. "You're the boss" (said in a bitter, frustrated, or evil tone)- I'm planning to overthrow you soon.

Source: http://www.angelfire.com/ultra2/translator/men.html
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