In other languages, "I Love You" is:
Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief
Albanian - Te dua
Arabic - Ana behibak (to male)
Arabic - Ana behibek (to female)
Armenian - Yes kez sirumen
Bambara - M'bi fe
Bangla - Aamee tuma ke bhalo baashi
Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu
Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo
Bulgarian - Obicham te
Cambodian - Bung Srorlagn Oun (to female)
Oun Srorlagn Bung (to male)
Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a
Catalan - T'estimo
Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse
Chichewa - Ndimakukonda
Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male)
Creol - Mi aime jou
Croatian - Volim te
Czech - Miluji te
Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig
Dutch - Ik hou van jou
English - I love you
Esperanto - Mi amas vin
Estonian - Ma armastan sind
Ethiopian - Ewedishalehu : male/female to female
Ewedihalehu: male/female to male.
Faroese - Eg elski teg
Farsi - Doset daram
Filipino - Mahal kita
Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua
French - Je t'aime, Je t'adore
Gaelic - Ta gra agam ort
Georgian - Mikvarhar
German - Ich liebe dich
Greek - S'agapo
Gujarati - Hu tumney prem karu chu
Hiligaynon - Palangga ko ikaw
Hawaiian - Aloha wau ia oi
Hebrew - Ani ohev otah (to female)
Hebrew - Ani ohev et otha (to male)
Hiligaynon - Guina higugma ko ikaw
Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae
Hmong - Kuv hlub koj
Hopi - Nu' umi unangwa'ta
Hungarian - Szeretlek
Icelandic - Eg elska tig
Ilonggo - Palangga ko ikaw
Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu
Inuit - Negligevapse
Irish - Taim i' ngra leat
Italian - Ti amo
Japanese - Aishiteru
Kannada - Naa ninna preetisuve
Kapampangan - Kaluguran daka
Kiswahili - Nakupenda
Konkani - Tu magel moga cho
Korean - Sarang Heyo
Latin - Te amo
Latvian - Es tevi miilu
Lebanese - Bahibak
Lithuanian - Tave myliu
Malay - Saya cintakan mu / Aku cinta padamu
Malayalam - Njan Ninne Premikunnu
Mandarin Chinese - Wo ai ni
Marathi - Me tula prem karto
Mohawk - Kanbhik
Moroccan - Ana moajaba bik
Nahuatl - Ni mits neki
Navaho - Ayor anosh'ni
Norwegian - Jeg Elsker Deg
Pandacan - Syota na kita!!
Pangasinan - Inaru Taka
Papiamento - Mi ta stimabo
Persian - Doo-set daaram
Pig Latin - Iay ovlay ouyay
Polish - Kocham Cie
Portuguese - Eu te amo
Romanian - Te ubesk
Roman Numerals - 333
Russian - Ya tebya liubliu
Scot Gaelic - Tha gra\dh agam ort
Serbian - Volim te
Setswana - Ke a go rata
Sign Language - ,\,,/ (represents position of fingers when signing 'I Love You'
Sindhi - Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyan
Sioux - Techihhila
Slovak - Lu`bim ta
Slovenian - Ljubim te
Spanish - Te quiero / Te amo
Swahili - Ninapenda wewe
Swedish - Jag alskar dig
Swiss-German - Ich lieb Di
Tagalog - Mahal kita
Taiwanese - Wa ga ei li
Tahitian - Ua Here Vau Ia Oe
Tamil - Naan unnai kathalikiraen
Telugu - Nenu ninnu premistunnanu
Thai - Chan rak khun (to male)
Thai - Phom rak khun (to female)
Turkish - Seni Seviyorum
Ukrainian - Ya tebe kahayu
Urdu - mai aap say pyaar karta hoo
Vietnamese - Anh ye^u em (to female)
Vietnamese - Em ye^u anh (to male)
Welsh - 'Rwy'n dy garu
Yiddish - Ikh hob dikh
Yoruba - Mo ni fe
Source:http://www.ashokforums.com
Monday, January 5, 2009
Sunday, January 4, 2009
Did You Know...
The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896.
Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.
A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear.
Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.
Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
Shakespeare invented the word "assassination" and "bump".
If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do.
The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language.
If the population of China walked past you single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
A snail can sleep for three years.
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.
Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
The most common name in the world in Mohammed.
Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months, and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.
Polar bears are left handed.
A cockroach will live 9 days without its head before it starves to death.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30 feet.
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
In ancient Egypt, Priests plucked every hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes..
A cat's urine glows under a blacklight.
Marilyn Monroe had six toes.
The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.
Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age.
The first toilet ever seen on television was on "Leave it to Beaver".
Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 yrs.
People Do Not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a lot more.
When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop even your heart!
The toothbrush was invented in 1498.
The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute.
Eating breakfast cereals like "Fruity Pebbles" and "Cap'n Crunch" will cause your stools to come out green.
Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day.
Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane just in case there is a crash.
The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburetor.
Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical cords cut from women who give birth.
If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola it would be green.
p/s: saye belajar sesuatu yang baru hari ini..harap kamu juge begitu. *winks*
Source:http://www.kaitaia.com/jokes/Funny_Lists/Funny_Lists
Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.
A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear.
Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.
Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
Shakespeare invented the word "assassination" and "bump".
If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do.
The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language.
If the population of China walked past you single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
A snail can sleep for three years.
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.
Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
The most common name in the world in Mohammed.
Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months, and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.
Polar bears are left handed.
A cockroach will live 9 days without its head before it starves to death.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30 feet.
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
In ancient Egypt, Priests plucked every hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes..
A cat's urine glows under a blacklight.
Marilyn Monroe had six toes.
The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.
Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age.
The first toilet ever seen on television was on "Leave it to Beaver".
Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 yrs.
People Do Not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a lot more.
When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop even your heart!
The toothbrush was invented in 1498.
The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute.
Eating breakfast cereals like "Fruity Pebbles" and "Cap'n Crunch" will cause your stools to come out green.
Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day.
Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane just in case there is a crash.
The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburetor.
Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical cords cut from women who give birth.
If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola it would be green.
p/s: saye belajar sesuatu yang baru hari ini..harap kamu juge begitu. *winks*
Source:http://www.kaitaia.com/jokes/Funny_Lists/Funny_Lists
Dating vs Marriage
When you are dating..... Farting is never an issue.
When you are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.
When you are dating..... He takes you out to have a good time.
When you are married ....He brings home a 6 pack, and says "What are you going to drink?"
When you are dating..... He holds your hand in public.
When you are married ....He flicks your ear in public.
When you are dating..... A Single bed for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When you are married ....A King size bed feels like an army cot.
When you are dating..... You are turned on at the sight of him naked.
When you are married ....You think to yourself "Was he ALWAYS this hairy????"
When you are dating..... You enjoyed foreplay.
When you are married ....You tell him "If we have sex, will you leave me alone???"
When you are dating..... He hugs you, when he walks by you for no reason.
When you are married ....He grabs your boob any chance he gets.
When you are dating..... You picture the two of you together, growing old together.
When you are married ....You wonder who will die first.
When you are dating..... Just looking at him makes you feel all "mushy."
When you are married ....When you look at him, you want to claw his eyes out.
When you are dating..... He knows what the "hamper" is.
When you are married ....The floor will suffice as a dirty clothes storage area.
When you are dating..... He understands if you "Aren't in the mood."
When you are married ....He says "It's your job."
When you are dating..... He understands that you have "male" friends.
When you are married ....He thinks they are all out to steal you away.
When you are dating..... He likes to "discuss" things.
When you are married ....He develops a "blank" stare.
When you are dating..... He calls you by name.
When you are married ....He calls you "Hey" and refers to you when speaking to others as "She."
Hahaha! this list sure tickles. *LOL*
source:http://www.kaitaia.com/jokes/Funny_Lists/Funny_Lists
When you are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.
When you are dating..... He takes you out to have a good time.
When you are married ....He brings home a 6 pack, and says "What are you going to drink?"
When you are dating..... He holds your hand in public.
When you are married ....He flicks your ear in public.
When you are dating..... A Single bed for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When you are married ....A King size bed feels like an army cot.
When you are dating..... You are turned on at the sight of him naked.
When you are married ....You think to yourself "Was he ALWAYS this hairy????"
When you are dating..... You enjoyed foreplay.
When you are married ....You tell him "If we have sex, will you leave me alone???"
When you are dating..... He hugs you, when he walks by you for no reason.
When you are married ....He grabs your boob any chance he gets.
When you are dating..... You picture the two of you together, growing old together.
When you are married ....You wonder who will die first.
When you are dating..... Just looking at him makes you feel all "mushy."
When you are married ....When you look at him, you want to claw his eyes out.
When you are dating..... He knows what the "hamper" is.
When you are married ....The floor will suffice as a dirty clothes storage area.
When you are dating..... He understands if you "Aren't in the mood."
When you are married ....He says "It's your job."
When you are dating..... He understands that you have "male" friends.
When you are married ....He thinks they are all out to steal you away.
When you are dating..... He likes to "discuss" things.
When you are married ....He develops a "blank" stare.
When you are dating..... He calls you by name.
When you are married ....He calls you "Hey" and refers to you when speaking to others as "She."
Hahaha! this list sure tickles. *LOL*
source:http://www.kaitaia.com/jokes/Funny_Lists/Funny_Lists
What Men Really Mean
"It's a guy thing."
Really means...."There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Can I help with dinner?"
Really means...."Why isn't it already on the table?"
"Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear."
Really means....Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
"It would take too long to explain."
Really means..."I have no idea how it works.
"We're going to be late."
Really means...."Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."
"Take a break, honey, you're working too hard."
Really means...."I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"That's interesting, dear."
Really means...."Are you still talking?"
"It's a really good movie."
Really means...."It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and beautiful women."
"That's women's work."
Really means...."It's difficult, dirty, and thankless."
"You know how bad my memory is."
"Really means.... "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the Vehicle Identification Numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."
"I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses."
Really means.... "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."
"Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself, it's no big deal."
Really means.... "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt."
"Hey, I've got my reasons for what I'm doing."
Really means.... "...And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."
"I can't find it."
Really means.... "It didn't fall right into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"What did I do this time?"
Really means.... "What did you catch me at?"
"I heard you."
Really means.... "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."
"You know I could never love anyone else."
Really means.... "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."
"You look terrific."
Really means.... "Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving."
"I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are."
Really means.... "No one will ever see us alive again."
"We share the housework."
Really means.... "I make the messes, she cleans them up."
*Laughing out loud*
source:http://www.kaitaia.com/jokes/Funny_Lists/Funny_Lists
Really means...."There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Can I help with dinner?"
Really means...."Why isn't it already on the table?"
"Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear."
Really means....Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
"It would take too long to explain."
Really means..."I have no idea how it works.
"We're going to be late."
Really means...."Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."
"Take a break, honey, you're working too hard."
Really means...."I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"That's interesting, dear."
Really means...."Are you still talking?"
"It's a really good movie."
Really means...."It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and beautiful women."
"That's women's work."
Really means...."It's difficult, dirty, and thankless."
"You know how bad my memory is."
"Really means.... "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the Vehicle Identification Numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."
"I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses."
Really means.... "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."
"Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself, it's no big deal."
Really means.... "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt."
"Hey, I've got my reasons for what I'm doing."
Really means.... "...And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."
"I can't find it."
Really means.... "It didn't fall right into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"What did I do this time?"
Really means.... "What did you catch me at?"
"I heard you."
Really means.... "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."
"You know I could never love anyone else."
Really means.... "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."
"You look terrific."
Really means.... "Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving."
"I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are."
Really means.... "No one will ever see us alive again."
"We share the housework."
Really means.... "I make the messes, she cleans them up."
*Laughing out loud*
source:http://www.kaitaia.com/jokes/Funny_Lists/Funny_Lists
Men Are Like...
.....Mascara
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
....Bike Helmets
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly
...Parking spots
The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small.
...Copiers
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
.....Lava Lamps
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
.....Bank accounts
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest
....High heels
They are easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
.....Curling Irons
They are always hot, and they are always in your hair.
....Mini skirts
If you are not careful they'll creep up your legs.
...Bananas
They older they get, the less firm they are.
.....Coffee.
The best ones are rich, warm, full-bodied, and can keep you up all night long.
.....Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.
.....Blenders.
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
.....Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like.....Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.
Men are like.....Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like.....Laxatives.
They irritate the crap out of you.
Men are like.....Noodles.
They're always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough.
Men are like.....Plungers.
They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.
Men are like.....Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like.....Placemats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.
Men are like.....Used Cars.
Both are easy-to-get, cheap and they prove to be unreliable.
Men are like.....Weather.
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
p/s: this list is meant to be a joke and just for fun reading. so, no offense to guys out there. cheers! *winks*
source:http://www.kaitaia.com/jokes/Funny_Lists/Funny_Lists
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
....Bike Helmets
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly
...Parking spots
The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small.
...Copiers
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
.....Lava Lamps
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
.....Bank accounts
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest
....High heels
They are easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
.....Curling Irons
They are always hot, and they are always in your hair.
....Mini skirts
If you are not careful they'll creep up your legs.
...Bananas
They older they get, the less firm they are.
.....Coffee.
The best ones are rich, warm, full-bodied, and can keep you up all night long.
.....Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.
.....Blenders.
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
.....Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like.....Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.
Men are like.....Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like.....Laxatives.
They irritate the crap out of you.
Men are like.....Noodles.
They're always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough.
Men are like.....Plungers.
They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.
Men are like.....Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like.....Placemats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.
Men are like.....Used Cars.
Both are easy-to-get, cheap and they prove to be unreliable.
Men are like.....Weather.
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
p/s: this list is meant to be a joke and just for fun reading. so, no offense to guys out there. cheers! *winks*
source:http://www.kaitaia.com/jokes/Funny_Lists/Funny_Lists
Best Things About Being A Woman and A man
Best Things About Being A Woman:
1.The possibility of not having to work for a living
2.Being able to completely transform yourself with hair and makeup
3.A propensity towards compassion
4.An adversity to violence and warfare
5.Having ready made excuses like prejudice for not achieving much
6.Being able to bring a new life into the world
7.Knowing if you’re gorgeous somebody will buy you a Mercedes sports car
8.Having breasts
9.Knowing the power you have over men
10.Not having to buy a house
11.Getting more latitude in the workplace
12.Not having to know how to iron a shirt properly
13.Being spoilt for choice when it comes to buying clothes
Best Things About Being A Man:
1.Not having to give birth
2.No monthly ‘women’s problems’
3.Being able to park a car in a tight spot
4.Being able to tell jokes
5.Not feeling cold all the time
6.Having comfortable shoes we can actually walk in
7.Not needing somebody to get lids off jars
8.The ability to think logically
9.Being able to get ready in less than an hour
10.Not having to watch soap operas
11.No crippling bills for make up and toiletries
12.Being able to pass water anywhere
Source:Rod Collins, http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress
1.The possibility of not having to work for a living
2.Being able to completely transform yourself with hair and makeup
3.A propensity towards compassion
4.An adversity to violence and warfare
5.Having ready made excuses like prejudice for not achieving much
6.Being able to bring a new life into the world
7.Knowing if you’re gorgeous somebody will buy you a Mercedes sports car
8.Having breasts
9.Knowing the power you have over men
10.Not having to buy a house
11.Getting more latitude in the workplace
12.Not having to know how to iron a shirt properly
13.Being spoilt for choice when it comes to buying clothes
Best Things About Being A Man:
1.Not having to give birth
2.No monthly ‘women’s problems’
3.Being able to park a car in a tight spot
4.Being able to tell jokes
5.Not feeling cold all the time
6.Having comfortable shoes we can actually walk in
7.Not needing somebody to get lids off jars
8.The ability to think logically
9.Being able to get ready in less than an hour
10.Not having to watch soap operas
11.No crippling bills for make up and toiletries
12.Being able to pass water anywhere
Source:Rod Collins, http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress
Benefits of Being A Woman
1.We got off the Titanic first.
2.We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3.Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4.We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5.We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6.We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
7.Taxis stop for us.
8.Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9.We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10.Free drinks, free dinners.
11.We can hug our friends without wondering if they're gay.
12.We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13.New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14.If we're not making enough money we can blame the glass ceiling.
15.It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
16.No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.
17.We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
18.If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
19.We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her butt.
20.If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
21.We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
22.If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
23.We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
24.We have the ability to dress ourselves.
25.We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
26.If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
27.There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
28.We'll never regret piercing our ears.
29.We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
30.We'll never discover we've been duped by a Wonderbra.
31.We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
Hahaha! *winks*
Source:http://www.kaitaia.com/jokes/Funny_Lists
2.We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3.Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4.We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5.We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6.We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
7.Taxis stop for us.
8.Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9.We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10.Free drinks, free dinners.
11.We can hug our friends without wondering if they're gay.
12.We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13.New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14.If we're not making enough money we can blame the glass ceiling.
15.It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
16.No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.
17.We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
18.If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
19.We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her butt.
20.If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
21.We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
22.If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
23.We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
24.We have the ability to dress ourselves.
25.We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
26.If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
27.There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
28.We'll never regret piercing our ears.
29.We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
30.We'll never discover we've been duped by a Wonderbra.
31.We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
Hahaha! *winks*
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