Semakin Pemalas, Semakin Sayang.

Bila Pergi Negara Orang...

Mesti rindu mereka2 ini kan? heee~

Benarkah Bulan di Luar Negara Lebih Terang?

p/s: taklah. tak benar. bulan di negara sendiri pun ape kurangnya. kan? cuma kita sahaja yang tak mahu pandang. =)

Just For Laughs! =D

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson -

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost?

"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway." - Joey Adams -

If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

Source:http://www.coolfunnyquotes.com/funnyquotes9.shtml

Words Men Use And What It Actually Means. *winks*

IT'S A GUY THING

• There is no rational pattern connected with it and you [woman] will have no chance at all of making sense of it.

CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?

• This usually means what is taking you so long to make dinner…no I really do not want to help.

"UH HUH", OR "SURE HONEY", OR "YES DEAR"

• This is a conditional response and means nothing. They are probably blanking out what you are saying – happens during sports on T.V.

IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN

• This actually means they [men] have no idea how it works or how to fix something.

TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU ARE WORKING TOO HARD

• This means that whatever she is doing he can not hear the game on T.V. [ie. Vacuuming]

THAT'S INTERESTING DEAR

• This means are you still talking about that same thing. I’m really not interested.

YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS

• Means – I remember everything that interests me but I forgot your birthday or our anniversary.

OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYESELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL

• Really means – I have severed a limb and may bleed to death, but I am not hurt. I need to go to the hospital for stitches, but I am a man. OR I need you to help me now before I bleed to death before your eyes.

HEY, I HAVE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I AM DOING

• Really means – I will think of a reason really soon and then I will tell you.

I CAN'T FIND IT

• I am clueless – nothing just fell into my open arms when I was standing there.

WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?

• Really means – what did you catch me doing now that I should not be doing?

I HEARD YOU

• Means, I have not the foggiest idea what you are talking about or what you just said and I am having trouble faking it.

YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE

• Translated means - I am used to how you yell at me and I know it could be worse with someone else.

YOU LOOK TERRIFIC

• Means – please do not try on another outfit, we have to go.

I AM NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE

• Translated means – No one will ever see us again and I am too proud to ask for directions.

WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK

• Translated means – I make the mess and she cleans them up.

Here's more! *grins*

1. "I'll do it in five minutes"- I will never do it and I hope you'll forget or do it yourself.

2. "I promise it will be fun"- It will be fun, for me.

3. "I'll be back at 11 o'clock"- I will be back at 2 AM and blame traffic.

4. "We didn't do much at work today"- We had a wild party that I don't want you to know about.

5. "You're the boss" (said in a bitter, frustrated, or evil tone)- I'm planning to overthrow you soon.

Source: http://www.angelfire.com/ultra2/translator/men.html
http://antifraudintl.org/showthread.php?t=2485

Kamu Pernah?

Kamu pernah tak...

1. Bakar roti gune toaster, pastu kerana takde ape nak buat@ kerana terlalu lapar, kamu tunggu depan toaster tu sambil memberi tumpuan penuh kepada 2 keping roti yang tgh terbakar dalam toaster tu. Pastu, bile roti tu melompat keluar, kamu terkejut dan perkara paling best berlaku i.e. kepala kamu terhantuk kt kabinet atas. Padan muke..

2. Tengah bosan tak tahu nak buat ape, ternampak kucing kamu lalu di depan kamu. Amik dia, pastu pegang dia dalam posisi kaki tangan dia menghadap muke kamu. Disebabkan kucing tu buat muke sombong mcm malas nak layan, kamu goncang2 dia nak kasi dia miaw miaw. (pada saat ini, muke kamu sangat dekat dengan tangan dia yang dah mule mengeluarkan kuku. shiinggg!) sedar tak sedar, tengah goncang2 dia, pipi kamu kena cakar. free je dapat logo Adidas kat muke. Cari nahas kan? haih..

3. Balik sekolah pukul 4 petang sebab ade ko-k@ kelas tambahan. balik rumah dah penat. masuk je bilik, letak beg skolah kat tepi, bukak stoking dan terus melompat atas katil. lalu terlena...bangun2, tengok jam dah 7.30! oh tidakkk! kelam kabut pegi mandi, siap2, cari baju sekolah (part nie dah nangis2 dah sebab terbayang kena marah dengan cikgu disiplin), cari bonda dengan linangan air mata nak mintak tlg anta g skolah pastu skali bile jumpe bonda, bonda berkate, "yang awak pakai baju skolah siap stoking sume ni nak pegi mane?" kamu pun reply,"nak pegi skolah laa. mama nie..cepat laa! orang dah lambat nie. cepat la ma...nanti kena marah.." pastu kamu kocoh2 lari g cari beg skolah, cari tupperware nak isi roti. bonda kamu dah ketawa tak igt dunia, yang mana membuatkan kamu bengang. (ye la, dah la dah lambt, boleh plak kena gelak ngan mak sendiri kan.)
Skali lalu tepi tingkap, hati pun berkata"eh,apsal gelap lg kat luar? bukan dah 7.30 ke?" mmg dah 7.30.. 7.30 malam. haa..tido lah sampai maghrib lg. kan dah psycho..

p/s: Rindu lah nak balik rumah..

Little Things That Says, "Saye Sayang Kamu.." =))

1. Write your lover an original, romantic poem. (No matter how bad or sappy it is!)
2. Make a romantic picture frame for your lover with your favorite photo of you together
3. Take your lover to a romantic park to push them on a swing
4. Take your lover back to the place where you went on your first date together
5. Have flowers delivered to your lover at home or work
6. Make your lover a romantic CD of songs that are special to you
7. Learn how to play a song for your lover on a musical instrument, then surprise them with a romantic impromptu performance
8. Bake your lover a cake and write a special romantic message in frosting
9. Call your lover during the work day to tell them you were thinking of them
10. Make a scrapbook of all the romantic notes and cards you’ve received from your lover

Source: http://www.romancetracker.com/101-inexpensive-ways-to-say-i-love-you/

p/s: Love is in the air ! *winks*