Tempat: Tv Hall
Siaran: Star Movies
Movie: Cerita seram (tak tahu tajuk.)
Mama: Pia,meh la sini kejap.
Pia: Kejap ma, pia tengah cakap ngan eja nie.
*bunyi dari tv dengar mcm orang jerit2*
Mama: Pia..
Pia: Haa.. haa.. jap jap.
*bunyi suara perempuan menjerit mcm nampak hantu*
Mama: Pia sini la teman mama tengok nie..
Pia: weh, kejap eh. mak aku panggil. (cakap dengan eja)
*Pia berjalan perlahan2 pegi tv hall dengan rasa pelik2*
Pia: Nape ma?
Mama: Nie teman la mama tengok cite nie...
*Beralih arah ke tv*
*Rasa nak ketawa guling2 tapi takut kena marah, so ketawa sikit2 je*
Pia: Laaaaa...tengok cite hantu rupenye. Patut la suruh orang teman. Dah tahu takut nape tengok?
Mama: Mmg la takut..tapi syok pulak mama tengok. Awak duduk la cakap tepon kat sini.
*Geleng kepala sambil senyum2*
*Sambung cakap dengan eja sambil ade background music suara hantu jerit2*
Sekian..
Mothers can be really adorable sometimes... =)
Esok kite tengok cite hantu lagi eh ma. :P
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Apa Saja Yang Terlintas Di Fikiran..
Hari: Rabu
Tarikh: 27 Mei 2009
Masa: 10.38 malam
Apa Yang Terlintas Di Fikiran:
- Tolong lah hari esok di mahkamah tidak sebosan hari ini..
- Rutin harian sudah tidak menarik. Setiap hari buat benda yang sama. Harus divert sekali sekala.
- Perlukah gosok baju kurung? Mungkin tidak...mungkin perlu. Kejap lagi kena cek.
- Kenape masa berlalu sangat perlahan? 19 Jun 2009, sila hadir secepat mungkin. kehadiran anda amat ditunggu tunggu.
- Kucing-kucing di rumah mungkin tengah lena. Itu je la pun keje dierang kan. Name pun kucing~
- Kenape Cik Shafiqah tak angkat phone? Ape je la yang budak itu buat..
- Result exam semester ini sangat menggembirakan. =))
- Dani tengah buat ape eh? i wonder how was her interview..mungkin harus call kejap lagi.
- Kenapa certain people tak reti nak bersyukur dengan ape yang mereka dapat? Stop complaining, start appreciating.
- Love is...*berfikir*
- Life is... *berfikir juga*
- Penat sudah berfikir. Masa untuk go blank sebentar.
Seven Words..
When I'm with you,
eternity is a step away,
my love continues to grow,
with each passing day.
This treasure of love,
I cherish within my soul,
how much I love you...
you'll never really know.
You bring a joy to my heart,
I've never felt before,
with each touch of your hand,
I love you more and more.
Whenever we say goodbye,
whenever we part,
know I hold you dearly,
deep inside my heart.
So these seven words,
I pray you hold true,
"Forever And Always,
I Will Love You."
eternity is a step away,
my love continues to grow,
with each passing day.
This treasure of love,
I cherish within my soul,
how much I love you...
you'll never really know.
You bring a joy to my heart,
I've never felt before,
with each touch of your hand,
I love you more and more.
Whenever we say goodbye,
whenever we part,
know I hold you dearly,
deep inside my heart.
So these seven words,
I pray you hold true,
"Forever And Always,
I Will Love You."
- Chris Engle - [www.lovepoemsandquotes.com]
p/s: Time seems to fly so slow when i'm anticipating to meet you, but so fast when i am with you. See you soon hun~ =)
Wednesday, 27 May 2009 ( 10.10 p.m.)
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
And now, Why Women Lie?
Now let's turn the tables. Men lie often, but most times these are harmless lies that are said to protect their ego more than anything. Women have ulterior motives.
Women hate lying. But unlike men, when they have to, they carefully craft a maze of stories, alibis and twists & turns that makes a Stanley Kubrick movie look like a children's TV show.
If men were a little smarter, they would figure out when a woman is lying. Here are some clues to let you know when a woman is spinning a wicked web (hint, hint, it's learning time!).
The Unnecessary Phone Call
She calls you unexpectedly requesting as much information about your whereabouts and what your future schedule is for the rest of the day.
Will she sound suspicious?
Not really, she'll smoothen out all her answers with what she will do to you tomorrow .
What is she really trying to do?
She's trying to gage how much of an alibi she needs and where you were during the day to prevent you from bluffing later about knowing her whereabouts.
Clue No. 2
The Reversal
She does something out of the ordinary, and when you ask her about it, she turns it around and makes it a question about trust, and how you have no right to question her.
What is she really doing?
Rather conveniently, she has put the thing men dread on the table; the talk about "feelings". There is no better way to divert suspicion than to get a man into a tête-à-tête about trust.
End result?
He won't ask another question, and she just got away with going out to lunch with that cute Italian guy.
Clue No. 3
The Affection Level Is Too High
Is there anything more suspicious than when a woman suddenly starts kissing you like you were Bob Barker from The Price Is Right ?
What's going on?
The beginning of a cover-up that rivals JFK's assassination.
What did she do wrong?
Something very, very bad. Or she's pregnant.
Clue No. 4
The Look
What look? The look that she's mad -- very deeply mad. The type of mad that reads "I am justified in everything I just lied/or will lie about." This is a variation of Clue 2.
What's the tactic?
Men cannot deal with women that are mad. Any clues about the lie or screw-ups can be blamed on anger, emotions and hurt. Talk about an alibi.
Are men helpless?
Yes.
Women hate lying, they do it only out of necessity. Men love it; it gives them validation to their illusions of grandeur. Women do it like professionals; men do it with amateurish results.
Will anything change? No. Will men ever lie like women? No, too much work. Should you take any part of this article seriously? No, you should take it as an insight into the minds of women, and read it with a wink. A little light and fun reading never hurt anyone.
Happy lies!
Source: http://www.askmen.com/dating/heidi/21b_dating_girl.html
Women hate lying. But unlike men, when they have to, they carefully craft a maze of stories, alibis and twists & turns that makes a Stanley Kubrick movie look like a children's TV show.
If men were a little smarter, they would figure out when a woman is lying. Here are some clues to let you know when a woman is spinning a wicked web (hint, hint, it's learning time!).
lies and alibis
Clue No. 1The Unnecessary Phone Call
She calls you unexpectedly requesting as much information about your whereabouts and what your future schedule is for the rest of the day.
Will she sound suspicious?
Not really, she'll smoothen out all her answers with what she will do to you tomorrow .
What is she really trying to do?
She's trying to gage how much of an alibi she needs and where you were during the day to prevent you from bluffing later about knowing her whereabouts.
Clue No. 2
The Reversal
She does something out of the ordinary, and when you ask her about it, she turns it around and makes it a question about trust, and how you have no right to question her.
What is she really doing?
Rather conveniently, she has put the thing men dread on the table; the talk about "feelings". There is no better way to divert suspicion than to get a man into a tête-à-tête about trust.
End result?
He won't ask another question, and she just got away with going out to lunch with that cute Italian guy.
Clue No. 3
The Affection Level Is Too High
Is there anything more suspicious than when a woman suddenly starts kissing you like you were Bob Barker from The Price Is Right ?
What's going on?
The beginning of a cover-up that rivals JFK's assassination.
What did she do wrong?
Something very, very bad. Or she's pregnant.
Clue No. 4
The Look
What look? The look that she's mad -- very deeply mad. The type of mad that reads "I am justified in everything I just lied/or will lie about." This is a variation of Clue 2.
What's the tactic?
Men cannot deal with women that are mad. Any clues about the lie or screw-ups can be blamed on anger, emotions and hurt. Talk about an alibi.
Are men helpless?
Yes.
Women hate lying, they do it only out of necessity. Men love it; it gives them validation to their illusions of grandeur. Women do it like professionals; men do it with amateurish results.
Will anything change? No. Will men ever lie like women? No, too much work. Should you take any part of this article seriously? No, you should take it as an insight into the minds of women, and read it with a wink. A little light and fun reading never hurt anyone.
Happy lies!
Source: http://www.askmen.com/dating/heidi/21b_dating_girl.html
Why Men Lie.
When I mean lying, I don't only mean lying to other women. Men will lie to each other with impunity about anything and everything under the sun, from the number of women he has slept with and his "alleged" size, to how much he bench presses at the gym.
Let's put the theory on the table. Men love to lie, but they are absolutely horrible at it. Women rarely lie, but when they do, it's a story so good that it could be the basis for 100 episodes of a Spanish soap opera.
You see, men who date have to lie. Part of the reason is that women force men to lie. An attractive woman comes down the street, and a man better say she's ugly and full of cellulite, or face the wrath of the dreaded Gucci handbag on the head.
Your woman put on a few extra pounds, you better say that she's in the best shape of her life, or else buying that handy bottle of hand lotion is as exciting as your love life is going to be for the next few weeks.
But beyond the faults women might have, men don't always have to lie. Yet they do as instinctively as they grab their privates on an hourly basis. Lies just shoot out of men's mouths with the ferocity of a machine gun.
These lies are often at the tip of their tongues, ready for any situation, and often so full of holes that they make Swiss cheese look like a water dam.
His is a classic. He basically said that he was masturbating and decided to put on a condom so he can have anal sex with himself.
Right.
Beyond the mere physical impossibility of such a disgusting event even happening, why did he even leave the condoms around?
Laziness? Probably -- men are lazier than their Lazy-Boy chairs. More likely though, he figured the effort necessary to lie would be less than getting up from the couch, picking up the used condoms and putting them in the trash.
That's quite a bit of work when all you have to do is say you just became intimately acquainted with your "inner" self.
It's not entirely men's faults. They are raised to lie from the moment they are born. Protect your family and lie about bad things; lie about how you really wanted to cry during Forrest Gump ; lie about your age so you can buy the cheapest wine the 7-11 has to offer.
Not that all men lie, of course not. But from experience (and 99% of women will back me up on this), the only men who don't lie are those devoted to their religion, gay, or have had their tongue removed.
Source: http://www.askmen.com/dating/heidi/21_dating_girl.html
Let's put the theory on the table. Men love to lie, but they are absolutely horrible at it. Women rarely lie, but when they do, it's a story so good that it could be the basis for 100 episodes of a Spanish soap opera.
You see, men who date have to lie. Part of the reason is that women force men to lie. An attractive woman comes down the street, and a man better say she's ugly and full of cellulite, or face the wrath of the dreaded Gucci handbag on the head.
Your woman put on a few extra pounds, you better say that she's in the best shape of her life, or else buying that handy bottle of hand lotion is as exciting as your love life is going to be for the next few weeks.
But beyond the faults women might have, men don't always have to lie. Yet they do as instinctively as they grab their privates on an hourly basis. Lies just shoot out of men's mouths with the ferocity of a machine gun.
These lies are often at the tip of their tongues, ready for any situation, and often so full of holes that they make Swiss cheese look like a water dam.
...pants on fire
Case in point: a girlfriend of mine came home earlier than usual to find her boyfriend in his underwear, with used condoms on the floor. Before she even had time to ask what was going on, the internal alarm inside of her boyfriend's head had concocted a story and spat it out.His is a classic. He basically said that he was masturbating and decided to put on a condom so he can have anal sex with himself.
Right.
Beyond the mere physical impossibility of such a disgusting event even happening, why did he even leave the condoms around?
Laziness? Probably -- men are lazier than their Lazy-Boy chairs. More likely though, he figured the effort necessary to lie would be less than getting up from the couch, picking up the used condoms and putting them in the trash.
That's quite a bit of work when all you have to do is say you just became intimately acquainted with your "inner" self.
It's not entirely men's faults. They are raised to lie from the moment they are born. Protect your family and lie about bad things; lie about how you really wanted to cry during Forrest Gump ; lie about your age so you can buy the cheapest wine the 7-11 has to offer.
lying for a living
Is it a coincidence that men hold the majority of jobs that involve lying? Politics, government agencies, courtroom lawyers, plastic surgeons, psychiatrists -- who calls the shots?Not that all men lie, of course not. But from experience (and 99% of women will back me up on this), the only men who don't lie are those devoted to their religion, gay, or have had their tongue removed.
Source: http://www.askmen.com/dating/heidi/21_dating_girl.html
Every beginning will finally come to an end.
And so the song goes "bertemu dan berpisah adat manusia biasa..".
We meet,
we get to know each other,
we become friends,
we started to share stories with each other,
we go makan McD together (which we both agree is the most convenient food when time is just jealous of our life),
we chit chat about life over a cup of coffee at 4 am,
and now, all of a sudden, all that, semua itu,
have come to an end..
After 4 years knowing her,
after 1 year being close to her,
and now, all that, semua itu,
have come to an end..
It's funny how one year,
can make you cherish a person that much,
to the extent there's an entry about her here in my little space di alam maya ini.
I guess it's true,
100 years or 1 year,
does not determine whether a friend, is indeed a friend.
What matters is, ikhlas hati.
Evidence?
Her.
p/s: Dear Dani, in less than 12 hours you'll be back at your safe haven where peace is always your best friend. =)) My wish for you is that you'll find love and happiness in every little thing that you do. May you find the courage to pursue whatever it is that your heart desire. Please please remember one thing, "Always cherish the moment and live it. Because that moment might not happen again."
Love,
Pia.
Monday, April 13, 2009
A Song For You, Straight From My Heart. =)
Artist: David Archuleta
Title: You Can..
Mmmmm
Take me where I've never been
Help me on my feet again
Show me that good things come to those who wait
Tell me I'm not on my own
Tell me I won't be alone
Tell me what I'm feeling isn't some mistake
'Cause if anyone can make me fall in love, you can
Save me from myself, you can
And it's you and no one else
If I could wish upon tomorrow tonight would never end
If you asked me I would follow
But for now I'll just pretend
'Cause if anyone can make me fall in love, you can
Baby, when you look at me
Tell me what do you see
Are these the eyes of someone you could love?
'Cause everything that brought me here
Well, now it all seems so clear
Baby, you're the one that I've been dreaming of
If anyone can make me fall in love, you can
Save me from myself, you can And it's you and no one else
If I could wish upon tomorrow tonight would never end
If you asked me I would follow
But for now I'll just pretend
'Cause if anyone can make me fall in love
Only you can take me sailing in your deepest eyes
Bring me to my knees and make me cry
And no one's ever done this
Everything was just a lie
and I know, yes, I know
This is where it all begins
So tell me it will never end
I can't fool myself,
it's you and no one else
If I could wish upon tomorrow tonight would never end
If you asked me I would follow
But for now I'll just pretend
'Cause if anyone can make me fall in love, you can
Show me that good things come to those who wait..
p/s: Come home please? Soon? Love you.. =)
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Bila Saye Rindu Awak. *winks*
Saye teringat topi Krismas merah yang awak belikan untuk saye,tapi bila awak rase awak kacak pakai topi tu,
terus pakai tanak kasi saye pakai dah haa...=)
Ape la agaknye cerita Chubby Charm kan?Mase awak bagi dia kat saye dulu, kecik comel je haa..
Sekarang mungkin dia dah gemok dan semakin pemalas. =D
Canie lah saye bila saye rindukan awak..Percaye tak? Percaye tak? hee~
Dan tak pernah sehari pun berlalu tanpa saye ternanti-nanti,
Bila agaknya awak akan pulang,
Supaya saye tak lagi menyanyi lagu sepi,
Sebab bila ade awak, saye sentiasa riang. =D
p/s: Come home soon? Please? Rindu awak banyak banyak sangat ! Janji tak bohong. ^_^
Here's A Little Heart For You. =)
"Don't Let Me Fall.."
Underneath the moon,
Underneath the stars
Heres a little heart for you
Up above the world,
Up above it all
Heres a hand to hold on to.
But if I should break,
If I should fall away
What am I to do?
I need someone to take,
A little of the weight
Or I'll fall through.
You're just the one
That I've been waiting for
I'll give you
All that I have
To give and more
But don't let me fall.
Take a little time,
Walk a little line
Got the balance right
Give a little love,
Gimme just enough
So that I can hang on tight.
We will be alright,
I'll be by your side
I wont let you down
But I gotta know,
No matter how things go
That you will be alright.
You're just the one
That I've been waiting for
I'll give you all
That I have
To give and more
But don't let me fall.
Underneath the moon,
Underneath the stars
Heres a little heart for you
Up above the world,
Up above it all
Heres a hand to hold on to.
Your just the one
That I've been waiting for
I'll give you
All that I have
To give and more
But don't let me fall.
You'll be the one
That I'll love forever more
I'll be here holding you
High above it all
But don't let me fall.
I love you hun ! =D *hugs*
Underneath the moon,
Underneath the stars
Heres a little heart for you
Up above the world,
Up above it all
Heres a hand to hold on to.
But if I should break,
If I should fall away
What am I to do?
I need someone to take,
A little of the weight
Or I'll fall through.
You're just the one
That I've been waiting for
I'll give you
All that I have
To give and more
But don't let me fall.
Take a little time,
Walk a little line
Got the balance right
Give a little love,
Gimme just enough
So that I can hang on tight.
We will be alright,
I'll be by your side
I wont let you down
But I gotta know,
No matter how things go
That you will be alright.
You're just the one
That I've been waiting for
I'll give you all
That I have
To give and more
But don't let me fall.
Underneath the moon,
Underneath the stars
Heres a little heart for you
Up above the world,
Up above it all
Heres a hand to hold on to.
Your just the one
That I've been waiting for
I'll give you
All that I have
To give and more
But don't let me fall.
You'll be the one
That I'll love forever more
I'll be here holding you
High above it all
But don't let me fall.
I love you hun ! =D *hugs*
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Women Unveiled: Bits and Pieces.
Though women are extraordinarily motivating for us (and you do know why), sometimes it is so hard to communicate with them... Well, that's resolved. This article is one of the best pieces of advice for single men ever. It is about understanding women. Priceless material, gentlemen...
Should there be a last thing to mention about women and their worlds is that women need to communicate often to feel connected. This means talking, looking, touching, going, returning... but essentially talking. You may need to consider if you are a good listener these days. That can really help you.
Just be careful not to make the same mistake every other man on earth makes. Ironic as it will sound, women talk just to be heard, not for you to solve whatever problem she is discussing. I repeat. Women do not want you to fix things, they want you to listen, be sympathetic and tell them about a time when you felt the exact same way. When men listen to a problem, they immediately think on doing something to solve it. Do not do that, just listen without offering advice or, if you feel you must do something, ask: "Is this one of those times when you want me to listen and not give you advice, or can I say something?" If you do it this way, she will see you really understand her and she is going to appreciate it (and you) a lot.
What a girl wants?? First and foremost, security. Security means three things for a woman: physical security, emotional security (a. k. a. faithfulness) and temporal (and not temporary) security (a. k. a. stability). Among these, the most important feature they want in a man is stability. Even if it is quite known that women usually like more "Mr. Jerk" than "Mr. Nice" because he finds him more manly, at the end, single women usually marry a "Mr. Nice" because she finds him more stable. And because...
They are more chivalrous, intimate, and tender. One of the best ways in which a single woman can ensure herself that the man who is giving her security now will not become her main aggressor later (Believe it or not, their brains are really this weird) is to see how men behave in their daily life. Even when women can easily live and survive without us (they can open the doors and also carry heavy things without our help), a chivalrous offering will decidedly work in the man's favour... Just don't exaggerate your chivalrousness because...
If you exaggerate it you will be dropped. Women like to trust in the fact their men will be able to provide her some security from outer aggressions as well. That is to say, if he looks weak to her, he will probably look weak for other men and, therefore, it is more convenient for her to look somewhere else. Women will find attractive those men who behave manfully before the world but tenderly with them, even if he's not the most stunning man in the world. His manliness will show her how protective he can be; his tenderness, how supporting he can be if she needs him. A woman's brain is like that.
Other tests women do? One of the women I interviewed confessed me she carried out three tests on her man before actually getting married with him: She made him drink until he could drink no more, to see if he got aggressive with her when he was intoxicated. She also spent a whole afternoon teasing, pestering, annoying, bothering, and humiliating him as she wanted to find out if he was capable of hitting or insulting her when he was really angry or whether he was resentful. The third one was going to a dangerous neighborhood, to see if he was afraid of being held-up or assaulted, or to see if he would abandon her in a dangerous situation.
Why? Because when a woman ultimately becomes a mother (something almost women want to become sooner or later), she knows she will be in a very vulnerable situation. Some women will be always ready to sacrifice her job, career, friends and other things just to be able to look after her children, she wants to make sure her man will not leave her on her own when she most needs to be supported.
Instinct? Maybe, but it is the way they are... Help her feel safe in all these ways and she will be yours as long as you want.
Conclusions
• Every woman is different, so there are not exact rules to understand them.
• Women prefer a sort of "tender jerk" for man: someone romantic, chivalrous, sweet, affectionate, comforting... but at the same time, someone who shows himself masculine, strong, powerful and aggressive, especially before the rest of the world.
• Some women will test you, some will not, so get ready for tests and not to give in your position of man before any woman.
• Show yourself manly and they will like you easier.
• As society evolves, women become more independent, but intimately they have not changed much. Just try to avoid stereotypes and get to know the woman you really have in front of you.
Good luck! *winks*
Source: unknown author, http://www.singles-advice.com/how-to-understand-women.htm.
Better Understanding of Men
Do you understand men? Read this interesting article on how to understand men better. *winks*
Over the years, women have had many experiences in trying to understand men. In your quest to understanding men, you will discover that they usually have vague ideas on what they really want or need from a woman. They say one thing and seem to do another. They send mixed messages that often leave you feeling confused and bewildered. Perhaps if women were to start thinking like men, it would make this whole man and woman relationship a whole lot easier. So the next time your man does something that irritates you, try putting yourself in his shoes.
Women have a tendency to lament about problems because they want their problems to be acknowledged, while men complain about problems because they are asking for solutions. These are just a few concepts from the book ‘Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus.’ Obviously there are differences between women and men's viewpoints and how they react under stress. Rarely do men think about writing us sweet little love letters or cards or sending us flowers. When you get frustrated with your man about his lack of romanticism, remember that men do not always think like this. They may wonder why their sex lives are not so good but most seem to be lacking the romance gene. The reason for their apparent lack of attention through small gestures is that their idea of "romantic" is different than ours. Share with your guy that you would love to have flowers sent to you at work. Do not sweat it if he does not respond to you immediately. He probably has other things on his mind.
Does men’s lack of romance mean they have less character than women. Absolutely not. However, in an interesting relationship poll of over 500 women conducted by WomanSavers.com, over 40% of women felt that men have much less character and values now than they did five years ago, whereas only 2% believed men’s character had increased.
Does your man seem disinterested when you are trying to talk to him about something vital to you? Do you feel that you two have a problem and you wish to discuss about it? Does your man seem less than excited when you insist you both must talk about the issue right there and then? Men, more often than not, wish to keep their problems to themselves and think about them for a while. It does not mean your man is incapable of communicating with you, it just means that he would rather process the situation before saying anything. More often than not, a man will need to come up with something concrete to say or a specific solution to a problem, rather than just discussing several different options with you.
Though women think about our problems out loud and wish to discuss or talk about every aspect of an issue, does not mean men have to do the same. When it comes to communicating, give your man some space. When he is ready to talk to you about an issue, permit him to approach you. Remind yourself that you are two different creatures and when it comes down to it, men and women have a very different style of communication. Do not be offended when you do not get exactly the response you would expect or desire. Men are not easy to figure out.
The next time you are upset with your guy, try to think about it the way he would. Simply to acknowledge that men think in different ways would lift off a heavy burden from your shoulders. The next time he reacts differently to what you would expect, do not sweat the small stuff. It doesn’t mean that he didn’t care. He just thinks differently than the way you do.
Source: Stephany Alexander, http://www.authorsden.com/visit/viewArticle.asp?id=28886.
Over the years, women have had many experiences in trying to understand men. In your quest to understanding men, you will discover that they usually have vague ideas on what they really want or need from a woman. They say one thing and seem to do another. They send mixed messages that often leave you feeling confused and bewildered. Perhaps if women were to start thinking like men, it would make this whole man and woman relationship a whole lot easier. So the next time your man does something that irritates you, try putting yourself in his shoes.
Women have a tendency to lament about problems because they want their problems to be acknowledged, while men complain about problems because they are asking for solutions. These are just a few concepts from the book ‘Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus.’ Obviously there are differences between women and men's viewpoints and how they react under stress. Rarely do men think about writing us sweet little love letters or cards or sending us flowers. When you get frustrated with your man about his lack of romanticism, remember that men do not always think like this. They may wonder why their sex lives are not so good but most seem to be lacking the romance gene. The reason for their apparent lack of attention through small gestures is that their idea of "romantic" is different than ours. Share with your guy that you would love to have flowers sent to you at work. Do not sweat it if he does not respond to you immediately. He probably has other things on his mind.
Does men’s lack of romance mean they have less character than women. Absolutely not. However, in an interesting relationship poll of over 500 women conducted by WomanSavers.com, over 40% of women felt that men have much less character and values now than they did five years ago, whereas only 2% believed men’s character had increased.
Does your man seem disinterested when you are trying to talk to him about something vital to you? Do you feel that you two have a problem and you wish to discuss about it? Does your man seem less than excited when you insist you both must talk about the issue right there and then? Men, more often than not, wish to keep their problems to themselves and think about them for a while. It does not mean your man is incapable of communicating with you, it just means that he would rather process the situation before saying anything. More often than not, a man will need to come up with something concrete to say or a specific solution to a problem, rather than just discussing several different options with you.
Though women think about our problems out loud and wish to discuss or talk about every aspect of an issue, does not mean men have to do the same. When it comes to communicating, give your man some space. When he is ready to talk to you about an issue, permit him to approach you. Remind yourself that you are two different creatures and when it comes down to it, men and women have a very different style of communication. Do not be offended when you do not get exactly the response you would expect or desire. Men are not easy to figure out.
The next time you are upset with your guy, try to think about it the way he would. Simply to acknowledge that men think in different ways would lift off a heavy burden from your shoulders. The next time he reacts differently to what you would expect, do not sweat the small stuff. It doesn’t mean that he didn’t care. He just thinks differently than the way you do.
Source: Stephany Alexander, http://www.authorsden.com/visit/viewArticle.asp?id=28886.
How To Understand Men
Many women have never really understood men, and this can affect their relationships with them. Here are some things you'll need to know. Remember that the following are generalizations and, just as women are different, so are men. Find the individual within. =)
Source: http://www.wikihow.com/Understand-Men
- Be ready for sloppy finances. Some men forget to pay bills, have money stashed away and don’t mind spending a lot of money on gadgets. They will make a great impression on a woman about their finances early in the relationship, only for her to find out later that the money isn’t what it seems. Other men are very organized and responsible with their finances. The key is to figure out which type of man is your man.
- Prepare yourself for a double standard when it comes to looks. Some men don’t care too much about their pot bellies; yet they will criticize a woman for being overweight.
- Keep it real. Some guys aren't big on using tons of personal products. Some are. Deodorant? Yes! Hair Stuff? Maybe. They mostly believe natural is the best, and they love it when girls act the same. Sure, you look great when you take time to put on a little lip gloss or a touch of mascara, but you've got to know when to stop. A woman whose face is covered in sparkles and hair so stiff a tornado couldn't budge it just isn't pretty to most men.
- Let him enjoy his hobbies, like sports. If you want to rub him the wrong way real fast, talk to him while a game is on or tie up his day shopping when the game is about to start and you may find yourself without a man.
- Try talking about your family issues, money woes and boss on the job. If your man truly cares about you, he will offer his opinion on what you should do. It’s not that you want his advice, it’s just that he is programmed to problem solve and he will do just that. If you don’t want his problem solving, warn him before you tell the story that you don’t need his advice.
- Get physical. Most men have this desire to be playfully physical with you, each other or by themselves. For example, shadow boxing, wrestling, shoving, weight lifting, running or simply clicking the remote. Some men will enjoy making you a part of their playfulness for instance, pulling hair, slapping a butt, streaking, etc.
- Accept his other female friends and acquaintances. Many men do a lot of talking with at least one female whether in the family or someone on the job. This is the person who knows just about everything about you. When he bought jewelry, clothes or some other gift for you, the woman on the job or the female relative more than likely was the one he consulted with before he made the purchase. If it wasn’t either of those women, it was definitely the sales clerk. There are a few men out there who just won’t talk to any woman other than his wife or girlfriend about any personal issues, but those men are hard to find.
- Watch how you dress. Sexy attire to men spells sex. If you are wearing a mini-skirt and your breasts are protruding, it is hard for a man to think about anything else. Don’t give him the wrong impression if you aren’t interested in sex.
- Let him do the talking. Ever notice how guys don't talk a lot, especially when it comes to talking about themselves? They don't feel like it's totally necessary for everyone to know everything, like what they ate for lunch or what they dreamed about the night before. And it's likely that they don't want to know every tiny thing about you. Instead of talking about yourself all the time, try waiting until he asks a question.
- Keep in mind that clothes aren't the most important thing in the world. Ever seen a guy burst into tears because his best friend is wearing the same shirt? Or, because he couldn't get a sweatshirt in the right shade of blue? Never! They just don't usually function that way. Don't be surprised if that have a hard time empathizing when you freak out because another woman has the same dress as you at your cousin's wedding!
- Ask, don't assume. If a man wants to know how you're feeling, he'll usually ask. Females think they have a "sixth sense" about guys, so they read into everything: If he's quiet, it means he doesn't like you. If he looks at another girl, you're about to get dumped. If he doesn't email you back right away, its over, Right? No Way! Calm down, take a deep breath and if you still just have to know what's going on in his head, ask the dude.
- Don't bother gossiping with him. Despite what you might think, guys don't really gossip, especially about girls. They might tell a close friend they're crushing on a chick, but guys don't usually get all chatty and spread rumors. Guys know how to keep info on the down low and you should too. If you think gossiping about people makes you look popular and cool, most guys will just think you are shallow and petty.
- Don't smother him: leave cloning in the lab. Some fellas are super-tight with their pals, but you'll notice they always give each other enough space to be themselves. It's great to have a best friend, but its also OK to do something on your own--like joining a club different from your pals. It's good to have experience different form your friends. It makes you way more interesting. In other words, guys aren't keen on a woman that would attach herself at the hip to a friend as if they're Siamese twins.
- Eat when you're hungry. When a guy's hungry, he says, "I'm hungry," then he eats--the end. Men typically think it's silly when girls talk about food/diets/calories all the time. It gets really old really fast. They also appreciate a gal who eats normally--that means no starving yourself, and no obsessing endlessly over the size of your thighs. Are you trying to convince him your fat? What if you succeed? So eat lunch and stop talking about it already. The worst that can happen is that you'll quit focusing on negative energy on your body image, and soon you'll be feeling more positive and confident--and guys won't think you're a wannabe stick figure.
Source: http://www.wikihow.com/Understand-Men
Friday, March 13, 2009
Benarkah Bulan di Luar Negara Lebih Terang?
p/s: taklah. tak benar. bulan di negara sendiri pun ape kurangnya. kan? cuma kita sahaja yang tak mahu pandang. =)
Just For Laughs! =D
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'
Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson -
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost?
"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway." - Joey Adams -
If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.
Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
Source:http://www.coolfunnyquotes.com/funnyquotes9.shtml
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'
Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson -
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost?
"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway." - Joey Adams -
If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.
Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
Source:http://www.coolfunnyquotes.com/funnyquotes9.shtml
Words Men Use And What It Actually Means. *winks*
- There is no rational pattern connected with it and you [woman] will have no chance at all of making sense of it.
- This usually means what is taking you so long to make dinner…no I really do not want to help.
- This is a conditional response and means nothing. They are probably blanking out what you are saying – happens during sports on T.V.
- This actually means they [men] have no idea how it works or how to fix something.
- This means that whatever she is doing he can not hear the game on T.V. [ie. Vacuuming]
- This means are you still talking about that same thing. I’m really not interested.
- Means – I remember everything that interests me but I forgot your birthday or our anniversary.
- Really means – I have severed a limb and may bleed to death, but I am not hurt. I need to go to the hospital for stitches, but I am a man. OR I need you to help me now before I bleed to death before your eyes.
- Really means – I will think of a reason really soon and then I will tell you.
- I am clueless – nothing just fell into my open arms when I was standing there.
- Really means – what did you catch me doing now that I should not be doing?
- Means, I have not the foggiest idea what you are talking about or what you just said and I am having trouble faking it.
- Translated means - I am used to how you yell at me and I know it could be worse with someone else.
- Means – please do not try on another outfit, we have to go.
- Translated means – No one will ever see us again and I am too proud to ask for directions.
- Translated means – I make the mess and she cleans them up.
IT'S A GUY THING
CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?
"UH HUH", OR "SURE HONEY", OR "YES DEAR"
IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN
TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU ARE WORKING TOO HARD
THAT'S INTERESTING DEAR
YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS
OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYESELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL
HEY, I HAVE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I AM DOING
I CAN'T FIND IT
WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?
I HEARD YOU
YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE
YOU LOOK TERRIFIC
I AM NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE
WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK
Here's more! *grins*
2. "I promise it will be fun"- It will be fun, for me.
3. "I'll be back at 11 o'clock"- I will be back at 2 AM and blame traffic.
4. "We didn't do much at work today"- We had a wild party that I don't want you to know about.
5. "You're the boss" (said in a bitter, frustrated, or evil tone)- I'm planning to overthrow you soon.
Source: http://www.angelfire.com/ultra2/translator/men.html
http://antifraudintl.org/showthread.php?t=2485
Saturday, February 21, 2009
Kamu Pernah?
Kamu pernah tak...
1. Bakar roti gune toaster, pastu kerana takde ape nak buat@ kerana terlalu lapar, kamu tunggu depan toaster tu sambil memberi tumpuan penuh kepada 2 keping roti yang tgh terbakar dalam toaster tu. Pastu, bile roti tu melompat keluar, kamu terkejut dan perkara paling best berlaku i.e. kepala kamu terhantuk kt kabinet atas. Padan muke..
2. Tengah bosan tak tahu nak buat ape, ternampak kucing kamu lalu di depan kamu. Amik dia, pastu pegang dia dalam posisi kaki tangan dia menghadap muke kamu. Disebabkan kucing tu buat muke sombong mcm malas nak layan, kamu goncang2 dia nak kasi dia miaw miaw. (pada saat ini, muke kamu sangat dekat dengan tangan dia yang dah mule mengeluarkan kuku. shiinggg!) sedar tak sedar, tengah goncang2 dia, pipi kamu kena cakar. free je dapat logo Adidas kat muke. Cari nahas kan? haih..
3. Balik sekolah pukul 4 petang sebab ade ko-k@ kelas tambahan. balik rumah dah penat. masuk je bilik, letak beg skolah kat tepi, bukak stoking dan terus melompat atas katil. lalu terlena...bangun2, tengok jam dah 7.30! oh tidakkk! kelam kabut pegi mandi, siap2, cari baju sekolah (part nie dah nangis2 dah sebab terbayang kena marah dengan cikgu disiplin), cari bonda dengan linangan air mata nak mintak tlg anta g skolah pastu skali bile jumpe bonda, bonda berkate, "yang awak pakai baju skolah siap stoking sume ni nak pegi mane?" kamu pun reply,"nak pegi skolah laa. mama nie..cepat laa! orang dah lambat nie. cepat la ma...nanti kena marah.." pastu kamu kocoh2 lari g cari beg skolah, cari tupperware nak isi roti. bonda kamu dah ketawa tak igt dunia, yang mana membuatkan kamu bengang. (ye la, dah la dah lambt, boleh plak kena gelak ngan mak sendiri kan.)
Skali lalu tepi tingkap, hati pun berkata"eh,apsal gelap lg kat luar? bukan dah 7.30 ke?" mmg dah 7.30.. 7.30 malam. haa..tido lah sampai maghrib lg. kan dah psycho..
p/s: Rindu lah nak balik rumah..
1. Bakar roti gune toaster, pastu kerana takde ape nak buat@ kerana terlalu lapar, kamu tunggu depan toaster tu sambil memberi tumpuan penuh kepada 2 keping roti yang tgh terbakar dalam toaster tu. Pastu, bile roti tu melompat keluar, kamu terkejut dan perkara paling best berlaku i.e. kepala kamu terhantuk kt kabinet atas. Padan muke..
2. Tengah bosan tak tahu nak buat ape, ternampak kucing kamu lalu di depan kamu. Amik dia, pastu pegang dia dalam posisi kaki tangan dia menghadap muke kamu. Disebabkan kucing tu buat muke sombong mcm malas nak layan, kamu goncang2 dia nak kasi dia miaw miaw. (pada saat ini, muke kamu sangat dekat dengan tangan dia yang dah mule mengeluarkan kuku. shiinggg!) sedar tak sedar, tengah goncang2 dia, pipi kamu kena cakar. free je dapat logo Adidas kat muke. Cari nahas kan? haih..
3. Balik sekolah pukul 4 petang sebab ade ko-k@ kelas tambahan. balik rumah dah penat. masuk je bilik, letak beg skolah kat tepi, bukak stoking dan terus melompat atas katil. lalu terlena...bangun2, tengok jam dah 7.30! oh tidakkk! kelam kabut pegi mandi, siap2, cari baju sekolah (part nie dah nangis2 dah sebab terbayang kena marah dengan cikgu disiplin), cari bonda dengan linangan air mata nak mintak tlg anta g skolah pastu skali bile jumpe bonda, bonda berkate, "yang awak pakai baju skolah siap stoking sume ni nak pegi mane?" kamu pun reply,"nak pegi skolah laa. mama nie..cepat laa! orang dah lambat nie. cepat la ma...nanti kena marah.." pastu kamu kocoh2 lari g cari beg skolah, cari tupperware nak isi roti. bonda kamu dah ketawa tak igt dunia, yang mana membuatkan kamu bengang. (ye la, dah la dah lambt, boleh plak kena gelak ngan mak sendiri kan.)
Skali lalu tepi tingkap, hati pun berkata"eh,apsal gelap lg kat luar? bukan dah 7.30 ke?" mmg dah 7.30.. 7.30 malam. haa..tido lah sampai maghrib lg. kan dah psycho..
p/s: Rindu lah nak balik rumah..
Little Things That Says, "Saye Sayang Kamu.." =))
1. Write your lover an original, romantic poem. (No matter how bad or sappy it is!)
2. Make a romantic picture frame for your lover with your favorite photo of you together
3. Take your lover to a romantic park to push them on a swing
4. Take your lover back to the place where you went on your first date together
5. Have flowers delivered to your lover at home or work
6. Make your lover a romantic CD of songs that are special to you
7. Learn how to play a song for your lover on a musical instrument, then surprise them with a romantic impromptu performance
8. Bake your lover a cake and write a special romantic message in frosting
9. Call your lover during the work day to tell them you were thinking of them
10. Make a scrapbook of all the romantic notes and cards you’ve received from your lover
Source: http://www.romancetracker.com/101-inexpensive-ways-to-say-i-love-you/
p/s: Love is in the air ! *winks*
2. Make a romantic picture frame for your lover with your favorite photo of you together
3. Take your lover to a romantic park to push them on a swing
4. Take your lover back to the place where you went on your first date together
5. Have flowers delivered to your lover at home or work
6. Make your lover a romantic CD of songs that are special to you
7. Learn how to play a song for your lover on a musical instrument, then surprise them with a romantic impromptu performance
8. Bake your lover a cake and write a special romantic message in frosting
9. Call your lover during the work day to tell them you were thinking of them
10. Make a scrapbook of all the romantic notes and cards you’ve received from your lover
Source: http://www.romancetracker.com/101-inexpensive-ways-to-say-i-love-you/
p/s: Love is in the air ! *winks*
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
To My Dearest...
Meeting you happened to be my fate, turning into a friend was a choice, but falling in love with you truly deeply and madly I admit I had absolutely no control over. =)
I Love You..~
p/s: let's go for a walk down that beach, shall we? This time, u get to pick the ice cream flavor. ^_^
I Love You..~
p/s: let's go for a walk down that beach, shall we? This time, u get to pick the ice cream flavor. ^_^
10 Signs That You're In Love With Her.
1. You start thinking about the future and she's in it
It used to be that the future with a woman meant your date on Saturday night, but with this woman, the future seems infinite. Not only do you plan to see her this weekend, but you want to see her a year from now as well.
When planning your next vacation, you know you want to spend it with her, and not a random beach bunny you happen to meet while you're there. And when you get an invitation to a wedding that takes place three months from now, you ask her to be your date without thinking that it's too far away to tell if you'll still be together.
2. Other priorities take a back seat
You used to train religiously, but lately, if she's free for dinner, you don't mind missing a workout. Not only that, but your workaholic tendency of bringing home your work on weekends to get ahead seems a bit excessive to you as of late.
Your ever-important "to do" list seems quite stagnant these days, as being with her always manages to render your other plans and obligations obsolete. What was it that you absolutely had to do by four o'clock again?
3. You don't mind compromising sometimes
There was a time when it was your way or the highway, but with her it's different. Not that she asks you to, but you don't mind missing a night out with the guys to be with her. And you find yourself trying to incorporate her into your plans or altering them to accommodate her.
You also find yourself not putting up a fight when she wants to go to Shakespeare in the Park. Although your friends find this very amusing, you know that deep down, they wish that they had found a love like yours.
4. You love spending time with her
This one is pretty obvious but important nonetheless. You look forward to seeing her, and don't care much about what the two of you will be doing. Lately, just going for a walk with her sounds like the best way you could possibly spend an evening.
Furthermore, when you're not together, you miss her and wish you were spending time together.
5. You don't notice other women as much
Did you see that gorgeous blonde that just walked by? What do you mean, "no"?!?
Although you can't help noticing a beautiful woman when one walks by, when you're in love, some of them tend to slip under the radar, while others just pale in comparison to her. Furthermore, you don't seem to be flirting half as much as you used to.
You are slowly realizing that she's often the only woman in the room that matters, and for some reason that suits you just fine.
6. You have great chemistry
You can't be in love with someone that you have no chemistry with. If you seem to always be on the same wavelength, and think in similar ways, that's a great sign. If you also generate enough heat to set off a five-alarm fire bell, then she is probably someone that you could fall in love with, if you aren't there already.
7. You find her quirks charming
The fact that she carries her passport with her everywhere she goes — just in case — and that, when she's eating, she can't help but construct every forkful so that it's the perfect blend of ingredients fills you with an inexplicable feeling of happiness.
She does and says things that make her different, and you like it. You can't quite put your finger on why, but it doesn't even matter. You like her just the way she is.
8. You care about her
There is a reason why you don't really want to know too much about the chick you had a one-night stand with: You don't love her. When you're in love with a woman, you want to know all about her: who she is, what she thinks, what makes her laugh. You truly care about her and her feelings.
If you truly love a woman, you feel bad if she had a bad day or is upset about something. You don't try to cheer her up because you have to, but because you can't help it.
9. You can't stop thinking about her
Instead, you are consumed by thoughts of her. She just pops into your head for no apparent reason, and you wonder if she thinks of you half as much as you think of her. You wonder what she's up to and even consider calling her (but refrain from doing so for fear of looking overeager).
But it gets worse. You're out with your friends and you see something in a shop window and think about how much she would like that particular item, or you notice a poster for a show that she would love, but normally wouldn't even have looked twice at it.
If she's the last thing on your mind before you go to sleep and the first thing on your mind when you wake up — and you've even dreamed of her on a couple of occasions — then you don't really even need to read on to know if you're in love (but should anyway, just to be sure).
10. You've forgotten your ex
More often than not, a breakup is followed by a significant amount of time spent thinking about your ex and wondering whether or not you made the right decision in going your separate ways. Depending on how long the two of you were together, these doubts can resurface again and again.
Ever since you met this new one, however, the thought of getting back together with your ex is the furthest thing from your mind. Come to think of it, you barely recall what you found so great about her in the first place.
A Top 10 Fact Sheet on Breaking Up
- More often than not, breaking up is as hard on the person ending the relationship as it is on the person being broken up with - don't assume just because a person is breaking up with you means that they no longer care about you, caring about you and wanting a relationship with you are not one and the same.
- Nobody likes to hurt another person, especially somebody they have been close to, and it is often very easy to guilt trip somebody into staying with you when they are trying to end things. Resist this urge! When you use guilt as a way to stop a break up you not only cheat yourself out of having a good and true relationship, you foster resentment in the other person which could lead to greater pain and heart ache in the future.
- Being broken up with does not mean that there is something wrong with you; it just means that there is something that is not working in the relationship. Try not to take the rejection too personally. Remember that lots of great people have had failed relationships - the fact that the relationships failed says nothing about their value as a person. The fact that your relationship failed likewise says nothing about you as a person.
- It is all right to cry, get mad and feel hurt when you are dumped. These are normal natural feelings. Just be sure that you let your feelings out in a safe place among friends or family. Do not make your ex the target of your feelings, even if they have done something to deserve your outrage. The sooner you let go of the other person, the sooner the healing can begin.
- Breaking up is never easy. You will have good days and you will have bad days. Take it one day at a time and don't beat yourself up if you have an overly emotional day - you're only human after all.
- Break ups are often followed by one of the parties starting a new relationship and when this happens it can bring up all sorts of old feelings. If you thought you were over someone who broke up with you and find yourself upset at the news that s/he has moved on, rest assured you are normal. Let yourself be upset, it is part of the healing process.
- Acting out in anger is never good for anybody. After being broken up with don't spread mean or spiteful rumors. Don't betray former confidences by telling old secrets to others. If another person was involved in your break up resist the urge to slam them behind their back. Acting vicious only makes you look bad and any satisfaction you may feel will be short lived. In the end this sort of behaviour will only make you feel worse.
- A big part of the pain of breaking up comes from a feeling of embarrassment. We often fear how the situation will look to outsiders. Refuse to be embarrassed, even if you did something outlandish to cause your break up. Letting go of the embarrassment will help you move on to the healing.
- Nobody ever deserves to be hurt. Your ex does not deserve to be hurt because you are hurting. Your ex's new love interest (if one even exists) does not deserve to be hurt just because you feel jealous. You do not deserve to be hurt, even if you acted badly and caused the break up. Breaking up hurts, but it doesn't have to be made worse by holding a grudge or drowning yourself in a pool of if only's. Deal with the reality and let go of your anger, the pain will disappear more quickly if you do.
- Things may seem bleak now but you never know what the future may hold for you and your ex. You may get back together someday. You may not. Either way it is better to let go of a faltering relationship while there is still some caring left between the two of you. If you play it out to the bitter end and leave your ex no choice but to hate you to get rid of you, you close the door to the future. Bowing out graciously leaves room for a future relationship with your ex, even if it is just as good friends.
What I Wish I'd Known Sooner..
I read about this 'what i wish i'd known sooner' list from a book.its kinda interesting,so check it out :
- dont let ur life wait for other people.
-dont ever fall in love with someone who is more than one thousand miles away from you. it usually doesnt work. (I beg to differ on this. it works for me. *winks*)
- if it hurts, DON'T DO IT AGAIN!
-that which doesn't kill you will ultimately make you stronger.
-Zits always pop up when you really cant afford for them to pop up.
-always stay after class b'coz that's where connections are made.
- Just bcoz someone flirts with you incessantly doesn't necessarily mean he or she likes you.
-sometimes smart people can do very,very stupid things.
- being nice to people will get you far.
-the one person you can truly love is often right in front of you.
- Parents aren't around forever, and you need to treasure them while they are.
- Never do something if the risk is greater than the reward.
- Instead of waiting for life to get better, do something about it.
- You REALLY should do what needs to be done NOW, and not later.Procrastination is the easiest way, but not the most profitable.
- If ur intuition is telling you not to do something, then don't.your intuition is not stupid!
- if he doesn't respect you,then he's not worth any of ur time.
- The heart does heal and you will love like this again- except that when you do, you'll deny that you ever loved like this before.
- if you can laugh at urself,you're going to be fine.
-don't break the heart of a guy whom had love you so much,care about you so much and want nothing else than to see u smile.you'll feel guilty for the rest of ur life.. (true enough..)
Monday, January 5, 2009
I Love You ! =)
In other languages, "I Love You" is:
Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief
Albanian - Te dua
Arabic - Ana behibak (to male)
Arabic - Ana behibek (to female)
Armenian - Yes kez sirumen
Bambara - M'bi fe
Bangla - Aamee tuma ke bhalo baashi
Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu
Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo
Bulgarian - Obicham te
Cambodian - Bung Srorlagn Oun (to female)
Oun Srorlagn Bung (to male)
Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a
Catalan - T'estimo
Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse
Chichewa - Ndimakukonda
Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male)
Creol - Mi aime jou
Croatian - Volim te
Czech - Miluji te
Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig
Dutch - Ik hou van jou
English - I love you
Esperanto - Mi amas vin
Estonian - Ma armastan sind
Ethiopian - Ewedishalehu : male/female to female
Ewedihalehu: male/female to male.
Faroese - Eg elski teg
Farsi - Doset daram
Filipino - Mahal kita
Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua
French - Je t'aime, Je t'adore
Gaelic - Ta gra agam ort
Georgian - Mikvarhar
German - Ich liebe dich
Greek - S'agapo
Gujarati - Hu tumney prem karu chu
Hiligaynon - Palangga ko ikaw
Hawaiian - Aloha wau ia oi
Hebrew - Ani ohev otah (to female)
Hebrew - Ani ohev et otha (to male)
Hiligaynon - Guina higugma ko ikaw
Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae
Hmong - Kuv hlub koj
Hopi - Nu' umi unangwa'ta
Hungarian - Szeretlek
Icelandic - Eg elska tig
Ilonggo - Palangga ko ikaw
Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu
Inuit - Negligevapse
Irish - Taim i' ngra leat
Italian - Ti amo
Japanese - Aishiteru
Kannada - Naa ninna preetisuve
Kapampangan - Kaluguran daka
Kiswahili - Nakupenda
Konkani - Tu magel moga cho
Korean - Sarang Heyo
Latin - Te amo
Latvian - Es tevi miilu
Lebanese - Bahibak
Lithuanian - Tave myliu
Malay - Saya cintakan mu / Aku cinta padamu
Malayalam - Njan Ninne Premikunnu
Mandarin Chinese - Wo ai ni
Marathi - Me tula prem karto
Mohawk - Kanbhik
Moroccan - Ana moajaba bik
Nahuatl - Ni mits neki
Navaho - Ayor anosh'ni
Norwegian - Jeg Elsker Deg
Pandacan - Syota na kita!!
Pangasinan - Inaru Taka
Papiamento - Mi ta stimabo
Persian - Doo-set daaram
Pig Latin - Iay ovlay ouyay
Polish - Kocham Cie
Portuguese - Eu te amo
Romanian - Te ubesk
Roman Numerals - 333
Russian - Ya tebya liubliu
Scot Gaelic - Tha gra\dh agam ort
Serbian - Volim te
Setswana - Ke a go rata
Sign Language - ,\,,/ (represents position of fingers when signing 'I Love You'
Sindhi - Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyan
Sioux - Techihhila
Slovak - Lu`bim ta
Slovenian - Ljubim te
Spanish - Te quiero / Te amo
Swahili - Ninapenda wewe
Swedish - Jag alskar dig
Swiss-German - Ich lieb Di
Tagalog - Mahal kita
Taiwanese - Wa ga ei li
Tahitian - Ua Here Vau Ia Oe
Tamil - Naan unnai kathalikiraen
Telugu - Nenu ninnu premistunnanu
Thai - Chan rak khun (to male)
Thai - Phom rak khun (to female)
Turkish - Seni Seviyorum
Ukrainian - Ya tebe kahayu
Urdu - mai aap say pyaar karta hoo
Vietnamese - Anh ye^u em (to female)
Vietnamese - Em ye^u anh (to male)
Welsh - 'Rwy'n dy garu
Yiddish - Ikh hob dikh
Yoruba - Mo ni fe
Source:http://www.ashokforums.com
Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief
Albanian - Te dua
Arabic - Ana behibak (to male)
Arabic - Ana behibek (to female)
Armenian - Yes kez sirumen
Bambara - M'bi fe
Bangla - Aamee tuma ke bhalo baashi
Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu
Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo
Bulgarian - Obicham te
Cambodian - Bung Srorlagn Oun (to female)
Oun Srorlagn Bung (to male)
Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a
Catalan - T'estimo
Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse
Chichewa - Ndimakukonda
Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male)
Creol - Mi aime jou
Croatian - Volim te
Czech - Miluji te
Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig
Dutch - Ik hou van jou
English - I love you
Esperanto - Mi amas vin
Estonian - Ma armastan sind
Ethiopian - Ewedishalehu : male/female to female
Ewedihalehu: male/female to male.
Faroese - Eg elski teg
Farsi - Doset daram
Filipino - Mahal kita
Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua
French - Je t'aime, Je t'adore
Gaelic - Ta gra agam ort
Georgian - Mikvarhar
German - Ich liebe dich
Greek - S'agapo
Gujarati - Hu tumney prem karu chu
Hiligaynon - Palangga ko ikaw
Hawaiian - Aloha wau ia oi
Hebrew - Ani ohev otah (to female)
Hebrew - Ani ohev et otha (to male)
Hiligaynon - Guina higugma ko ikaw
Hindi - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hae
Hmong - Kuv hlub koj
Hopi - Nu' umi unangwa'ta
Hungarian - Szeretlek
Icelandic - Eg elska tig
Ilonggo - Palangga ko ikaw
Indonesian - Saya cinta padamu
Inuit - Negligevapse
Irish - Taim i' ngra leat
Italian - Ti amo
Japanese - Aishiteru
Kannada - Naa ninna preetisuve
Kapampangan - Kaluguran daka
Kiswahili - Nakupenda
Konkani - Tu magel moga cho
Korean - Sarang Heyo
Latin - Te amo
Latvian - Es tevi miilu
Lebanese - Bahibak
Lithuanian - Tave myliu
Malay - Saya cintakan mu / Aku cinta padamu
Malayalam - Njan Ninne Premikunnu
Mandarin Chinese - Wo ai ni
Marathi - Me tula prem karto
Mohawk - Kanbhik
Moroccan - Ana moajaba bik
Nahuatl - Ni mits neki
Navaho - Ayor anosh'ni
Norwegian - Jeg Elsker Deg
Pandacan - Syota na kita!!
Pangasinan - Inaru Taka
Papiamento - Mi ta stimabo
Persian - Doo-set daaram
Pig Latin - Iay ovlay ouyay
Polish - Kocham Cie
Portuguese - Eu te amo
Romanian - Te ubesk
Roman Numerals - 333
Russian - Ya tebya liubliu
Scot Gaelic - Tha gra\dh agam ort
Serbian - Volim te
Setswana - Ke a go rata
Sign Language - ,\,,/ (represents position of fingers when signing 'I Love You'
Sindhi - Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyan
Sioux - Techihhila
Slovak - Lu`bim ta
Slovenian - Ljubim te
Spanish - Te quiero / Te amo
Swahili - Ninapenda wewe
Swedish - Jag alskar dig
Swiss-German - Ich lieb Di
Tagalog - Mahal kita
Taiwanese - Wa ga ei li
Tahitian - Ua Here Vau Ia Oe
Tamil - Naan unnai kathalikiraen
Telugu - Nenu ninnu premistunnanu
Thai - Chan rak khun (to male)
Thai - Phom rak khun (to female)
Turkish - Seni Seviyorum
Ukrainian - Ya tebe kahayu
Urdu - mai aap say pyaar karta hoo
Vietnamese - Anh ye^u em (to female)
Vietnamese - Em ye^u anh (to male)
Welsh - 'Rwy'n dy garu
Yiddish - Ikh hob dikh
Yoruba - Mo ni fe
Source:http://www.ashokforums.com
Sunday, January 4, 2009
Did You Know...
The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896.
Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.
A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear.
Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.
Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
Shakespeare invented the word "assassination" and "bump".
If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do.
The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language.
If the population of China walked past you single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
A snail can sleep for three years.
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.
Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
The most common name in the world in Mohammed.
Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months, and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.
Polar bears are left handed.
A cockroach will live 9 days without its head before it starves to death.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30 feet.
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
In ancient Egypt, Priests plucked every hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes..
A cat's urine glows under a blacklight.
Marilyn Monroe had six toes.
The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.
Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age.
The first toilet ever seen on television was on "Leave it to Beaver".
Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 yrs.
People Do Not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a lot more.
When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop even your heart!
The toothbrush was invented in 1498.
The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute.
Eating breakfast cereals like "Fruity Pebbles" and "Cap'n Crunch" will cause your stools to come out green.
Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day.
Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane just in case there is a crash.
The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburetor.
Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical cords cut from women who give birth.
If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola it would be green.
p/s: saye belajar sesuatu yang baru hari ini..harap kamu juge begitu. *winks*
Source:http://www.kaitaia.com/jokes/Funny_Lists/Funny_Lists
Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.
A polar bear's skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear.
Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.
Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
Shakespeare invented the word "assassination" and "bump".
If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do.
The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language.
If the population of China walked past you single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
A snail can sleep for three years.
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.
Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
The most common name in the world in Mohammed.
Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months, and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.
Polar bears are left handed.
A cockroach will live 9 days without its head before it starves to death.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
The human heart creates enough pressure to squirt blood 30 feet.
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
In ancient Egypt, Priests plucked every hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes..
A cat's urine glows under a blacklight.
Marilyn Monroe had six toes.
The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.
Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age.
The first toilet ever seen on television was on "Leave it to Beaver".
Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every 10 yrs.
People Do Not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a lot more.
When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop even your heart!
The toothbrush was invented in 1498.
The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute.
Eating breakfast cereals like "Fruity Pebbles" and "Cap'n Crunch" will cause your stools to come out green.
Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day.
Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the same airplane just in case there is a crash.
The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato can for a carburetor.
Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical cords cut from women who give birth.
If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola it would be green.
p/s: saye belajar sesuatu yang baru hari ini..harap kamu juge begitu. *winks*
Source:http://www.kaitaia.com/jokes/Funny_Lists/Funny_Lists
Dating vs Marriage
When you are dating..... Farting is never an issue.
When you are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.
When you are dating..... He takes you out to have a good time.
When you are married ....He brings home a 6 pack, and says "What are you going to drink?"
When you are dating..... He holds your hand in public.
When you are married ....He flicks your ear in public.
When you are dating..... A Single bed for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When you are married ....A King size bed feels like an army cot.
When you are dating..... You are turned on at the sight of him naked.
When you are married ....You think to yourself "Was he ALWAYS this hairy????"
When you are dating..... You enjoyed foreplay.
When you are married ....You tell him "If we have sex, will you leave me alone???"
When you are dating..... He hugs you, when he walks by you for no reason.
When you are married ....He grabs your boob any chance he gets.
When you are dating..... You picture the two of you together, growing old together.
When you are married ....You wonder who will die first.
When you are dating..... Just looking at him makes you feel all "mushy."
When you are married ....When you look at him, you want to claw his eyes out.
When you are dating..... He knows what the "hamper" is.
When you are married ....The floor will suffice as a dirty clothes storage area.
When you are dating..... He understands if you "Aren't in the mood."
When you are married ....He says "It's your job."
When you are dating..... He understands that you have "male" friends.
When you are married ....He thinks they are all out to steal you away.
When you are dating..... He likes to "discuss" things.
When you are married ....He develops a "blank" stare.
When you are dating..... He calls you by name.
When you are married ....He calls you "Hey" and refers to you when speaking to others as "She."
Hahaha! this list sure tickles. *LOL*
source:http://www.kaitaia.com/jokes/Funny_Lists/Funny_Lists
When you are married ....You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.
When you are dating..... He takes you out to have a good time.
When you are married ....He brings home a 6 pack, and says "What are you going to drink?"
When you are dating..... He holds your hand in public.
When you are married ....He flicks your ear in public.
When you are dating..... A Single bed for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When you are married ....A King size bed feels like an army cot.
When you are dating..... You are turned on at the sight of him naked.
When you are married ....You think to yourself "Was he ALWAYS this hairy????"
When you are dating..... You enjoyed foreplay.
When you are married ....You tell him "If we have sex, will you leave me alone???"
When you are dating..... He hugs you, when he walks by you for no reason.
When you are married ....He grabs your boob any chance he gets.
When you are dating..... You picture the two of you together, growing old together.
When you are married ....You wonder who will die first.
When you are dating..... Just looking at him makes you feel all "mushy."
When you are married ....When you look at him, you want to claw his eyes out.
When you are dating..... He knows what the "hamper" is.
When you are married ....The floor will suffice as a dirty clothes storage area.
When you are dating..... He understands if you "Aren't in the mood."
When you are married ....He says "It's your job."
When you are dating..... He understands that you have "male" friends.
When you are married ....He thinks they are all out to steal you away.
When you are dating..... He likes to "discuss" things.
When you are married ....He develops a "blank" stare.
When you are dating..... He calls you by name.
When you are married ....He calls you "Hey" and refers to you when speaking to others as "She."
Hahaha! this list sure tickles. *LOL*
source:http://www.kaitaia.com/jokes/Funny_Lists/Funny_Lists
What Men Really Mean
"It's a guy thing."
Really means...."There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Can I help with dinner?"
Really means...."Why isn't it already on the table?"
"Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear."
Really means....Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
"It would take too long to explain."
Really means..."I have no idea how it works.
"We're going to be late."
Really means...."Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."
"Take a break, honey, you're working too hard."
Really means...."I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"That's interesting, dear."
Really means...."Are you still talking?"
"It's a really good movie."
Really means...."It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and beautiful women."
"That's women's work."
Really means...."It's difficult, dirty, and thankless."
"You know how bad my memory is."
"Really means.... "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the Vehicle Identification Numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."
"I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses."
Really means.... "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."
"Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself, it's no big deal."
Really means.... "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt."
"Hey, I've got my reasons for what I'm doing."
Really means.... "...And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."
"I can't find it."
Really means.... "It didn't fall right into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"What did I do this time?"
Really means.... "What did you catch me at?"
"I heard you."
Really means.... "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."
"You know I could never love anyone else."
Really means.... "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."
"You look terrific."
Really means.... "Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving."
"I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are."
Really means.... "No one will ever see us alive again."
"We share the housework."
Really means.... "I make the messes, she cleans them up."
*Laughing out loud*
source:http://www.kaitaia.com/jokes/Funny_Lists/Funny_Lists
Really means...."There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Can I help with dinner?"
Really means...."Why isn't it already on the table?"
"Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear."
Really means....Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
"It would take too long to explain."
Really means..."I have no idea how it works.
"We're going to be late."
Really means...."Now I have a legitimate excuse to drive like a maniac."
"Take a break, honey, you're working too hard."
Really means...."I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"That's interesting, dear."
Really means...."Are you still talking?"
"It's a really good movie."
Really means...."It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and beautiful women."
"That's women's work."
Really means...."It's difficult, dirty, and thankless."
"You know how bad my memory is."
"Really means.... "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the Vehicle Identification Numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."
"I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses."
Really means.... "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."
"Oh, don't fuss. I just cut myself, it's no big deal."
Really means.... "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit I'm hurt."
"Hey, I've got my reasons for what I'm doing."
Really means.... "...And I sure hope I think of some pretty soon."
"I can't find it."
Really means.... "It didn't fall right into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"What did I do this time?"
Really means.... "What did you catch me at?"
"I heard you."
Really means.... "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."
"You know I could never love anyone else."
Really means.... "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."
"You look terrific."
Really means.... "Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving."
"I'm not lost. I know exactly where we are."
Really means.... "No one will ever see us alive again."
"We share the housework."
Really means.... "I make the messes, she cleans them up."
*Laughing out loud*
source:http://www.kaitaia.com/jokes/Funny_Lists/Funny_Lists
Men Are Like...
.....Mascara
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
....Bike Helmets
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly
...Parking spots
The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small.
...Copiers
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
.....Lava Lamps
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
.....Bank accounts
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest
....High heels
They are easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
.....Curling Irons
They are always hot, and they are always in your hair.
....Mini skirts
If you are not careful they'll creep up your legs.
...Bananas
They older they get, the less firm they are.
.....Coffee.
The best ones are rich, warm, full-bodied, and can keep you up all night long.
.....Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.
.....Blenders.
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
.....Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like.....Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.
Men are like.....Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like.....Laxatives.
They irritate the crap out of you.
Men are like.....Noodles.
They're always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough.
Men are like.....Plungers.
They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.
Men are like.....Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like.....Placemats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.
Men are like.....Used Cars.
Both are easy-to-get, cheap and they prove to be unreliable.
Men are like.....Weather.
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
p/s: this list is meant to be a joke and just for fun reading. so, no offense to guys out there. cheers! *winks*
source:http://www.kaitaia.com/jokes/Funny_Lists/Funny_Lists
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
....Bike Helmets
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly
...Parking spots
The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small.
...Copiers
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
.....Lava Lamps
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
.....Bank accounts
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest
....High heels
They are easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
.....Curling Irons
They are always hot, and they are always in your hair.
....Mini skirts
If you are not careful they'll creep up your legs.
...Bananas
They older they get, the less firm they are.
.....Coffee.
The best ones are rich, warm, full-bodied, and can keep you up all night long.
.....Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.
.....Blenders.
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
.....Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like.....Government bonds.
They take so long to mature.
Men are like.....Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like.....Laxatives.
They irritate the crap out of you.
Men are like.....Noodles.
They're always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough.
Men are like.....Plungers.
They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.
Men are like.....Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like.....Placemats.
They only show up when there's food on the table.
Men are like.....Used Cars.
Both are easy-to-get, cheap and they prove to be unreliable.
Men are like.....Weather.
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
p/s: this list is meant to be a joke and just for fun reading. so, no offense to guys out there. cheers! *winks*
source:http://www.kaitaia.com/jokes/Funny_Lists/Funny_Lists
Best Things About Being A Woman and A man
Best Things About Being A Woman:
1.The possibility of not having to work for a living
2.Being able to completely transform yourself with hair and makeup
3.A propensity towards compassion
4.An adversity to violence and warfare
5.Having ready made excuses like prejudice for not achieving much
6.Being able to bring a new life into the world
7.Knowing if you’re gorgeous somebody will buy you a Mercedes sports car
8.Having breasts
9.Knowing the power you have over men
10.Not having to buy a house
11.Getting more latitude in the workplace
12.Not having to know how to iron a shirt properly
13.Being spoilt for choice when it comes to buying clothes
Best Things About Being A Man:
1.Not having to give birth
2.No monthly ‘women’s problems’
3.Being able to park a car in a tight spot
4.Being able to tell jokes
5.Not feeling cold all the time
6.Having comfortable shoes we can actually walk in
7.Not needing somebody to get lids off jars
8.The ability to think logically
9.Being able to get ready in less than an hour
10.Not having to watch soap operas
11.No crippling bills for make up and toiletries
12.Being able to pass water anywhere
Source:Rod Collins, http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress
1.The possibility of not having to work for a living
2.Being able to completely transform yourself with hair and makeup
3.A propensity towards compassion
4.An adversity to violence and warfare
5.Having ready made excuses like prejudice for not achieving much
6.Being able to bring a new life into the world
7.Knowing if you’re gorgeous somebody will buy you a Mercedes sports car
8.Having breasts
9.Knowing the power you have over men
10.Not having to buy a house
11.Getting more latitude in the workplace
12.Not having to know how to iron a shirt properly
13.Being spoilt for choice when it comes to buying clothes
Best Things About Being A Man:
1.Not having to give birth
2.No monthly ‘women’s problems’
3.Being able to park a car in a tight spot
4.Being able to tell jokes
5.Not feeling cold all the time
6.Having comfortable shoes we can actually walk in
7.Not needing somebody to get lids off jars
8.The ability to think logically
9.Being able to get ready in less than an hour
10.Not having to watch soap operas
11.No crippling bills for make up and toiletries
12.Being able to pass water anywhere
Source:Rod Collins, http://www.rodcollins.com/wordpress
Benefits of Being A Woman
1.We got off the Titanic first.
2.We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3.Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4.We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5.We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6.We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
7.Taxis stop for us.
8.Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9.We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10.Free drinks, free dinners.
11.We can hug our friends without wondering if they're gay.
12.We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13.New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14.If we're not making enough money we can blame the glass ceiling.
15.It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
16.No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.
17.We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
18.If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
19.We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her butt.
20.If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
21.We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
22.If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
23.We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
24.We have the ability to dress ourselves.
25.We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
26.If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
27.There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
28.We'll never regret piercing our ears.
29.We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
30.We'll never discover we've been duped by a Wonderbra.
31.We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
Hahaha! *winks*
Source:http://www.kaitaia.com/jokes/Funny_Lists
2.We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3.Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4.We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5.We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6.We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
7.Taxis stop for us.
8.Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9.We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10.Free drinks, free dinners.
11.We can hug our friends without wondering if they're gay.
12.We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13.New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14.If we're not making enough money we can blame the glass ceiling.
15.It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
16.No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.
17.We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
18.If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
19.We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her butt.
20.If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
21.We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
22.If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
23.We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
24.We have the ability to dress ourselves.
25.We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
26.If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
27.There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
28.We'll never regret piercing our ears.
29.We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
30.We'll never discover we've been duped by a Wonderbra.
31.We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
Hahaha! *winks*
Source:http://www.kaitaia.com/jokes/Funny_Lists
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